In local news today the mayor hopeful of Nowherevilles made a social blunder that may have cost him the political race.
He was supposed to be attending the vegetarian society, however spokesanimal Baa Ram Hugh claims that “Mr. Wolf’s daytime planner was tampered with to show that he was meeting at the live pig buffet society.”
When Mr. Wolf arrived at the vegetarian society meeting, still believing he was attending the live pig buffet society, he spotted three succulent pigs and decided to begin the buffet.
Little did he realize that the three little pigs he had set his eyes on when local congressanimals Dewy, Cheatem, and Bob.
When Mr. Wolf begin to attack, Congressanimals Dewy and Cheatem attempted to seek shelter in the real buffet. Congressanimal Dewy hid in an appetizer of hay while Congressanimal Cheatem hid in a platter of bamboo sticks.
Mr. Wolf had little trouble blowing away the poor protection the two congressanimals sought shelter in. Then to the horror of all present he made an opening course of them. After finishing with them, he turned to Congressanimal Bob.
Congressanimal Bob wisely sought shelter up the brick fireplace. It was while attempting to climb the fireplace without soiling his suit that the Police arrived and, to the relief of all, arrested Mr. Wolf.
Mr. Wolf will be place on trial latter this week for assault on a congressanimal. Pending being acquitted Mr. Wolf plans to press charges on whoever played this horrible prank and as Mr. Wolf believes, “destroyed [his] chance of being mayor.”
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